You love dildos, those cheeky little deviants. You’ll try anything once, which is why you’ve been eyeing that certain niche category of erotic toys - the climactic, the cream-of-the-cream, the dangling dildos known as dildos-that-cum? Oh, honey, oh baby, we’ve got a treat for your senses today.

Let’s dive salaciously into the sea of self-pleasion, and explore the vast, vibrant world - or should we say arsenal - of dongs that deliver that delightfully dirty detail: a spectacular squirt. So just sit back, relax or maybe even grab your bullet vibe, and soak in the knowledge juices we’re squeezing out for you next.

”Squirt-ers” in the Spotlight

When it’s time to get adventurous and kicky in the bedroom, strap-on a bit of humor with dicks that deliver that delightfully dirty detail: a delightful squirt. Now, these are not those run-of-the-mill, everyday sexual aids; they boast a unique, exhilarating feature that catapults them a notch above the vibrators and the dockets of dildos of the world.

The Anatomy of a Cum Dildo

As the name suggests, at the heart of these spectacular specimens is… well, the heart that makes them squirt so splendidly on command. But how did they come to be dripping with such delightfully dirty detail? Let us dissect this dank domain of dildoddles.

An average dildo aiming to spurt at the right moment is basically a hollow tube with carefully concealed and placed apparatus at its core dedicated to holding and shooting. The reservoir is triggered by a squeeze. The release mechanism is nothing but a small hole covered by a tiny piece or a balloon. One squeeze and voilà, the magic works.

For the Love of Larger Loads

Size queens, hold onto your panties-or thongs, (whatever tickles you) - because these randy rods don’t just spurt sparingly. They often come with the capacity of a larger load, really making you feel like there’s a real party in your pants. Want to feel like a 90’s R&B video vixen, or a Playboy centerfold?

A Sensitive Subject: Squirter Dildos and Hygeine

Even as we revel in sexual satisfaction, it’s important to remember that self-care is paramount. With any dilly that delivers a ‘delicious deposit,’ this is especially crucial. Regular cleaning and maintenance are par for the course. Ensure you’re using those dildos that go the extra mile with quality, body-safe and easy-to- clean materials.

Hygiene, aftercare, and safe storage options are also pivots of pleasure when it’s time to play host to a squirrel-dildo hybrid. So, remember if you’re going ‘cum-hither,’ you better be cunning about cleanliness too.

Note: The term “cum-hither” is a cheekier, more humorous (and less gross) innuendo to use cum in articles.

Not Just for the Boys’ Club

Don’t be mistaken, oh no, dildo-cumming spectacles aren’t specifically designed for the boys with toys. Many women desire to experience the thrills and spills of climactic dildos squirting in action from a more… intimate camera angle. The beauty - and the beasty twist - of these diks is that they perfectly perform for a variety of sexual preferences and orientations.

Size Matters

Speaking of girth: when it comes to taking the plunge and testing out a dildo that delivers a divinely dirty detail, often size does matter. This is where dildo-cumming specimens really shine… or should we say soak?

Just as the real thing will vary in size, even the dildos’ dimensions can vary. Different strokes for different pokes, as they might say. Whether you find yourself leaning towards a lifelike limb imposter or a more novelty-inspiring number, the choice has never been wider. Not that we’re measuring, of course. Pun intended.

Suffice to say this: when it comes time to choose your dilemma, dildodom offers a dizzying array of dribbling dongs. Because, after all, climax is a personal playground, and everyone craves a different kind of cocktail.

The Joy of Uncertainty

The thrill of choosing a dildo might be in the surprise because you never know what kinky surprise await you. The element of mischief, the ‘surprise’ factor only adds to the thrilled experience. So, if you’ve been craving a gush of excitement, grab a dildo delivering that delightful detail nobody expects. You’ll never know- you might just find ecstasy in the little things.

Whether you’re intrigued by the hilarity of the concept - dildos that act like they’re participating in a money shot just for you - or entranced by the idea and eager to try it’s time to dive-in and see what kinky thrills tickle your fancy. A word of advice: Don’t knock it unless you’ve tried - or squirted— it.

Cum-crazed dildos are making waves in the world and why not? They come in all shapes, tastes, and sizes, quite literally. It’s time to take the proverbial plunge so, go ahead, cream your pants, and go wild. No matter what, remember cum-dildos-cum-fun can be a part of safer sex, as long they’re cleaned and ready to go again. This is one party you hold the reins to because, in the end - it’s all your squirt, your orgasm, your way

And so, I leave you with this golden nugget of insight: The world of seksy self- indulgence is a vast veritable treasure trove rife with raunch for the taking. So dare to dip your toesies into the delicately dirty domain of diving into dildos: dildos that ‘cum.’ This is one ride you must ride to understand the quirky thrill waiting for you at the pleasure-filled end. Take it from someone who specializes in spur-of-the-movement, pantomIME-worthy passion: when it comes to dashing dildos, pleasure is in the eye – or the pussy! – of the behold-er.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are dildos that cum?

Dildos that cum, also known as ejaculating dildos, are sex toys designed to simulate the experience of a real penis ejaculating. They usually contain a reservoir filled with a liquid that can be released on command, allowing for a more realistic experience during play.

How do dildos that cum work?

Dildos that cum typically have a small tube or reservoir built into the shaft of the toy. This reservoir is filled with a liquid, often a lubricant or a special cum-like substance. When the user or their partner wants the dildo to “ejaculate,” they press a button or trigger mechanism that releases the liquid from the reservoir.

What types of liquid can be used in dildos that cum?

The liquid used in dildos that cum can vary depending on the toy and the user’s preferences. Some toys are designed to be used with a lubricant or a liquid that is safe for internal use, while others may use a special, non-toxic, and water-soluble “cum” substance that mimics the appearance and texture of semen.

Are dildos that cum safe to use?

Yes, dildos that cum are generally safe to use when used correctly and with the appropriate lubricants or liquids. It’s essential to follow the manufacturer’s instructions on filling the reservoir, using the toy, and cleaning it after use. Always ensure that any liquids used are safe for internal use and that the toy is properly cleaned after each use to maintain hygiene.

How can I choose the right dildo that cums for me?

When choosing a dildo that cums, consider factors such as size, material, and the type of liquid it uses. It’s essential to find a toy that is comfortable for you or your partner to use and that fits your desired level of realism. Additionally, consider your budget, as these toys can range in price depending on their features and quality. Reading reviews and comparing different models can help you make an informed decision and find the right dildo that cums for your needs.