Kinky as Hell: Top 10 Ways to Insert Your Rabbit Vibrator

Ah, the rabbit vibrator. It’s a classic, isn’t it? Invented in Japan and thrust into pop culture fame thanks to none other than Sex and the City’s Charlotte York, this bedroom bestie has been meeting pleasure-seeking clits since back in the ’90s. But because of its unique shape, scooching that little bunny inside yourself might feel a bit daunting at first. Fear not! I’ve compiled a list of kinky, informative, and engaging ways to get your rabbit vibrator truly where it counts.

1. Start Small – And Stay Small. I’m talking about your fingers, people! Flick those jelly beans to get ‘em good and warm, gather up a dollop of your preferred lubricant, and go to town. Pretend your finger is the rabbit, swirl it around, and pleasure that nubbin until you get a little… well, a little saucy. Now you’re ready for the next step!

2. Discover Your Sweet Spots. Okay, so this section might be more for your gynecologist, but trust me, it’ll help you get to know your body better. Find the G-spot (positioned about 2 inches inside your vagina, on the upper wall) and the A-spot (near the cervix, on the front wall). These are like your favorite truffle places, so make a note of where they are!

3. Stuff That Bunny. We’re finally here! Make sure your rabbit is covered in lube, and then push it in slowly but firmly. Try to let the bunny ears find their way to your clit as you gently thrust. As you’ve now become a rabbit anatomy scholar, you’ll probably feel the toy’s bulbous head massaging your G-spot and the bunny ears nestling comfortably on your clit. A match made in pleasure heaven!

4. Get Twisting and Turning. Rabbit vibrators are designed to simulate a certain type of intimate action, so don’t be shy – use those shoulders! False starts and awkward gyrations are all part of the fun, and hey, if it works for you, it works!

5. Discover Multispeed Orgasms. Most rabbit vibrators come with multiple settings, from a slowly escalating purr to an outright Howling Wolf. Dial in what feels good for you, and if that turns out to be a fast-and-furious racing car or more of a sequential erotic opera, more power to you! (And maybe your partner if it’s a frequent bedfellow situation.) Experiment to find what makes you MOAN the loudest!

6. Combine with Other Human Body Parts. Hello, Spider-Woman! Using a rabbit vibrator doesn’t mean you have to be a session singer for the Verve. Explore different angles of penetration (missionary or doggy, your choice), stimulate your anus with a lubed-up finger or anal toy, and of course, don’t forget good old oral action. The more pleasure, the better!

7. For the Brilliantly Ambidextrous. Are you a wonderfully nimble-fingered multitasker? Try playing with your nipples, massaging your neck, or adding a pinch of other sensations as you frolic with your rabbit friend. Your brain will love you for this!

8. You Know What They Say About Pacing – And Timing? Yes! Work those kegel muscles! Not only does this help keep your vagina ain’t-afraid-a-no-man strong, but it can also help control and increase your pleasure. Try to start contractions when you feel a powerful orgasm building – you might surprise yourself with how wake-the-neighbors they can become!

9. Location, Location, Location. Sometimes, things can get tricky when it come to keeping your rabbit inside. If you need more kitchen space to get that perfect grip, don’t be ashamed of a little balance on a countertop. Anything to make your experience more satisfying!

10. Remember – Practice Makes Perfect. Just like any other skill, mastering the rabbit vibrator will require patience, creativity, and commitment. But with a little practice and a lot of fun, you’ll be proficient in no time – hence the phrase, “flog the dolphin”!

Do you have any other creative ways for inserting a rabbit vibrator? Share it with us in the comments! And don’t forget to practice safe and sane fun!

Frequently Asked Questions

How to use rabbit vibrator safely and comfortably?

The first step in using any sex toy, including rabbit vibrators, should be ensuring cleanliness. Use soap and warm water or a sex-toy-specific cleaning solution to wash your vibe thoroughly. Before attempting to insert it, start by getting aroused and lubricated in order to avoid discomfort. Next, apply the appropriate amount of lubricant on both the insertable part of the toy and on yourself. Place the toy against your opening and slowly begin to gently push it in. Allow your body to adjust to it before switching on the stimulation or pushing it farther in. Use the variety of functions the rabbit vibrator has to give yourself pleasure and reach the climax. Remember always to wash the toy carefully after use and store it responsibly.

What are the common parts of a rabbit vibrator?

A classic rabbit vibrator includes two primary components: one for vaginal insertion and the other for the clitoral stimulation. The larger part - the body or shaft typically has rotating beads or pearls inside meant for stimulating the nerve endings on the anterior wall of the vagina. The smaller part, often times shaped like bunny-ears, or a curve, rests on and stimulates the clit. This combination of features is why these toys became so popular in the late 90s through the early 2000s. Over time, they have received many improvements including stronger materials, a greater variety in vibration modes, customizable rotation speed, extra stimulators, flexibility, and so on, but their core concept – dual stimulation – largely remains the same.

How often should you change the rabbit vibrator’s batteries?

If you invest in a good quality battery-operated rabbit vibrator, it’s usually built to maximize battery life. Always use good quality batteries specifically meant for use in toy vibrators, and once you’ve inserted it, ensure to switch the vibrator off when it’s not in direct use. A lot depends on how often you’re using the toy but generally speaking, you shouldn’t have to switch out batteries too frequently with a well-designed rabbit vibrator that’s well-kept. If you keep your rabbit vibrator in good condition, charged or with batteries, depending on its model, changing batteries can range from needing to be changed every six months to annually. Regular cleaning, careful storage when not in use, along with removing the batteries whenever you store it, greatly prolong the life of its batteries.

How do I clean the rabbit vibrator post use?

Clean your rabbit vibrator straight after every use. Preferably use a solution specifically made for cleaning erotic toys, or opt for warm soapy water. Never fully submerge your rabbit vibrator in water, especially when it comes with electronic, battery-operated functionality. Make sure to separate the attachable parts where possible, such as insertable sections, and handle them individually to ensure better cleaning. Then, grab a soft towel or similar cloth to thoroughly dry these parts before putting them all back together and stowing them away safely. In addition, be sure your rabbit vibrator fully dries before using or storing again. The last thing you want to do is encourage the spread of bacteria, so drying your toys is highly important.

How can I maximize the pleasure while using rabbit vibrator?

To get the most joy out of your rabbit vibrator session, start by teasing around your vaginal opening without inserting the toy – this helps get you sexually aroused for the real thing. Follow this by slowly inserting the toy, allowing your body to adjust the sensation. Begin by toggling on a low to medium intensity level and moving up if necessary. Find the best angles and experiment with different functions of vibration and rotation. This will give you a fair idea of what works and what doesn’t. Do not forget the clito-oral part of your rabbit vibe for added stimulation. Moreover, the feeling of it vibrating and rotating inside your vagina during intercourse or when rubbing your vulva externally, is also exhilarating. Last but not least, do make sure you have a personal lubricant at the ready – especially if it’s been a bit since your last sexual rendezvous. Proper lubrication isn’t just key to increasing pleasure; it also goes a long way in mitigating potential discomfort or even mild injury!