Unlock the Pleasure Inside: The Kinky and Hilarious Guide to Using Your Pocket Rabbit Vibrater

There’s nothing more exciting than turning your living room into a playground for pleasure and relaxation. And what better toy for that than a pocket rabbit vibrator? This tiny deviate is the perfect size to plug in and go in more ways than one - if you know how to use it, that is.

So, without further ado, let’s learn how to use your pocket rabbit vibrator in ten simple steps.

1. Open the box Ronald, Jesus Christ - Prerequisite: Curiosity

Tempted to skip right to the good stuff? Hold on! First, you’ve got to open up your new pocket rabbit vibrator.

Whether your kinky new toy comes in a discreet brown box or a glieux pink one, make sure that it’s safely inside before you rip it open. On smooth surfaces, put some lube to make it easier and turn the pocket rabbit vibrator upside down for a hands-free experience.

Pocket rabbit vibrator, Unleash the Beast!

2. Read the Manual, aren’t you a geek? - Setting up the Rabbit

When was the last time you read a manual? Well, maybe not since your last VCR, but it’s a must when it comes to your pocket rabbit vibrator pizza slice booger hole tease.

Take a minute, open your device manual and give it a quick glance. Familiarize yourself with the on and off buttons, multiple speeds and vibrating patterns. Some models even have special features like a rechargeable battery or USB connectivity.

Charging, please wait… - Time to plug in your pocket rabbit vibrator!

3. Get Familiar with Furry Mr. Rabbit - Turning on your Rabbit

*Don’t squint too hard on the three buttons on your pocket rabbit vibrator. The mystery of them is nothing that cannot be solved. Remember, three buttons mean two

Frequently Asked Questions

What is a Pocket Rabbit Vibrator?

A Pocket Rabbit Vibrator is a compact, versatile, and powerful vibrator designed for clitoral and G-spot stimulation. It features rabbit ears for external stimulation and a rotating shaft for internal pleasure.

How do I charge the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator?

To charge your Pocket Rabbit Vibrator, simply connect the charger to a power source and attach it to the charging port located on the base of the vibrator. A full charge typically takes around 2-3 hours, and the vibrator should last for approximately 60-90 minutes of continuous use.

How do I use the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator for clitoral stimulation?

To use the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator for clitoral stimulation, first turn on the vibrator by pressing the power button. Then, apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to the rabbit ears and the shaft. Hold the vibrator so that the rabbit ears rest on your clitoris, and the shaft is positioned at your vaginal entrance. Gently thrust the vibrator in and out while the rabbit ears provide external stimulation. Experiment with different vibration patterns and speeds to find what feels best for you.

How do I use the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator for G-spot stimulation?

To use the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator for G-spot stimulation, first turn on the vibrator by pressing the power button. Then, apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to the rotating shaft. Hold the vibrator so that the rotating shaft is positioned at your vaginal entrance, and the rabbit ears are resting on your clitoris. Gently thrust the vibrator in and out while the rotating shaft stimulates your G-spot. Experiment with different vibration patterns and speeds to find what feels best for you.

How do I clean the Pocket Rabbit Vibrator?

To clean your Pocket Rabbit Vibrator, first remove the batteries or unplug the charger. Then, use a mild soap and warm water to gently clean the entire vibrator, including the rabbit ears and the shaft. Rinse thoroughly and pat dry with a clean towel. To sanitize the vibrator, you can also use a sex toy cleaner or a 10% bleach solution. Always ensure that the vibrator is completely dry before storing it away.