Sexiest Christmas Songs: The Ultimate Playlist

Let’s face it, even the most Scrooge-like among us could use a little help getting in the holiday spirit. What’s a better way to spice up your holiday playlist than with some sultry, seductive tunes that’ll warm you right up - inside and out? Doubt us? Just read on for our top ten sexiest Christmas songs. 🎅🥇🎄 (We’re talking about holiday classics with double entendres, sweet serenades, and more than just a few naughty innuendos.) The perfect soundtrack for your holiday trysts.

1. Mariah Carey’s All I Want for Christmas is You

Starting off our list is an undeniably sexy classic by everyone’s favorite holiday diva, Mariah Carey! This anthem about longing for someone special under the mistletoe is sure to make your heart flutter. 💔 With its catchy melody, sultry vocals, and animalistic desire, it’s the perfect lead-in for this list of seductive holiday tunes! 🎄

2. Wham!’s Last Christmas

A holiday favorite since 1984, this classic whammer by George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley is perfect for getting into the romantic spy-game with your flirty crush. The icy forest backdrop creates a perfect winter wonderland setting for a covert liaison, and with the lyrics “Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,” it’s sure to keep your heart rate up all night long! 🍂 ❄️

3. Eartha Kitt’s Santa, Baby

As Eartha purrs, “Santa, baby, just slip a sable under the tree for me - Been an awful good girl,” it’s clear she’s not asking for the usual blow-up snowman under the tree. This sultry jazz number is a perfect playlist accompaniment for those after-hours parties or even a cozy, late-night fireside rendezvous. 🎄🚢

4. The Pogues’ Fairytale of New York

This Irish-American ballad from 1987, featuring Kirsty MacColl, is a rollicking, raucous romp through a drunken longing for a Christmas spent in each other’s arms. With lines like “Merry Christmas my love/ To think that we ended and started with a kiss,” it’s a prerogative that many of us share around this time of year. 🍺👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

5. Johnny Mathis’ most beautiful time of year

With breathy vocals and heartfelt lyrics, this 1958 classic has been making hearts flutter for decades. Leaning into the romantic and nostalgic, it’s perfect for setting the mood for all those warm and fuzzy, loh!-induced holiday rendezvous. 🎄💍

6. Run-DMC’s Christmas In Hollis

Time for a little Christmas rap! With its raucous beat and ad-libbed run-in with a nude, Sant-like figure, this holiday classic by Run-DMC is the perfect way to spice up your holiday playlist. Telling the story of a run-in with an oddball Santa figure, it’s the perfect playlist accompaniment for a cozy, late-night, XMH-inspired rendezvous. 🎄🎉

7. Weird Al’s The Night Santa Went Crazy

Lack of a romantic partner under the mistletoe? Not to worry! Weird Al Yankovic’s holiday classic is perfect for making you laugh and feel better about your less than jolly dating life. A parody of its popularity in the nineties, it explores the dark side of Santa’s holiday rampage while still managing to spread light-hearted uplift during this most oftentimes unfortunate time of year. 🎄🦃

8. John Lennon’s Happy Xmas (War is Over)

This heartfelt anthem by the legendary John Lennon is a perfect accompaniment for a romantic holiday band-together. With lines like “The world is so cold at this time of year,” it perfectly encapsulates the allure of love and warmth during the cold, winter nights. 🧥 💑

9. Nat King Cole’s Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

No holiday playlist is complete without a classic from the masterful Nat King Cole. With its soft, soothing melody and sentimental lyrics, it’s the perfect excuse for a cozy, mid-morning mug of hot cocoa by the fire… or perhaps something more risque. 🍁 ❄️

10. Bing Crosby’s Wintersipper

The zenith of our sexy, holiday playlist, this sultry ballad by Bing Crosby paints a picture of two lovers spending a winter night sipping… well, you can use your imagination. 😉 It’s the quintessential background for a warm, intimate holiday evening, perfect for sharing your most intense desires under the mistletoe. 🍷🥃

There you have it - our top ten sexiest Christmas songs, sure to spice up any holiday playlist! Now all you need is a cozy fire, a mug of cocoa, and perhaps a bottle of liquid courage to really get in the let’s say… ‘holiday spirit!’ 🍷🎄 As we like to say, peace on earth! And cozy nights by the fire! 🥃💋

Frequently Asked Questions

What are some popular sexiest Christmas songs?

Some popular sexiest Christmas songs include:

1. “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt - A classic sultry tune with suggestive lyrics.
2. ”Merry Christmas, Baby” by Otis Redding - A bluesy holiday song about loving your partner during the festive season.
3. ”Christmas Lust” by CeeLo Green - A catchy rhythm to get you in the mood for the holiday season.
4. ”Sexy Sanctified” by Kanye West featuring Krystal - A modern hip-hop take on the classic “Sexy Santa” theme.
5. ”Sleigh Ride” by TLC - A sultry remix of the classic holiday tune.

Yes, there are many modern sexiest Christmas songs to choose from, including:

1. “Sexy Santa” by Rudy Roxx - A catchy dance-pop tune featuring a seductive Santa Claus figure.
2. ”Santa Claus Is Coming For You” by Sia - A sultry, soulful take on the holiday classic.
3. ”Last Christmas” by Cascada - A revamped upbeat electronic version of the Wham! classic.
4. ”Mistletoe” by Justin Bieber - A young, flirtatious take on holiday romance.
5. ”Let It Snow” by Britney Spears - A sultry, acoustic rendition of the holiday favorite.

To create an atmosphere for a sexiest Christmas party, consider incorporating these elements:

1. Play sultry and seductive holiday music, such as the ones mentioned in previous FAQs.
2. Decorate with red, green, and gold accents, while adding elements like red roses and low lighting.
3. Include classic holiday party drinks and finger foods with a twist, like red wine with rose petals or spiced chocolate truffles.
4. Ask guests to dress in sultry holiday attire, like bold red dresses and cozy fur scarves.
5. Plan fun and flirtatious party games like the “Mistletoe Game” or “Sexy Santa Scavenger Hunt.”

You can find sexiest Christmas playlists on popular music streaming platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, and YouTube. Some playlists include:

1. “The Badass Christmas Playlist” by Spotify
2. ”Sexiest Christmas Ever” by Apple Music
3. ”Sultry Santa Sessions” by YouTube
4. ”Naughty or Nice Christmas Playlist” by Spotify
5. ”Sexy Xmas Vibes” by Apple Music

Proposing a romantic holiday encounter with the help of sexiest Christmas songs can be done by setting the mood with some of the mentioned songs during a romantic dinner or cozy holiday night. Here are a few tips:

1. Begin the night with a suggestive version of “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt to setting the tone.
2. Choose a quiet, intimate location with low lighting or a roaring fire for the perfect atmosphere.
3. Serve aphrodisiac foods like oysters, dark chocolate, or strawberries with champagne to enhance the romantic atmosphere.
4. After dinner, suggests dancing or snuggling close to Justin Bieber’s “Mistletoe.”
5. Finally, when the moment feels right, make your move with a heartfelt proposal while holding hands and looking deeply into each other’s eyes.