Title: Discovering the Ecstatic World of Squirting Strapons 💦🚀🌟: Kinky Fun to Serious Sensation Play

Oh Hello, Squirters, Strap-wielders, and Fearless Explorers!

Who thought an innocent little sex device, the squirting strapon, would send waves of naughtiness through the world and raise the bar on bedtime adventures? In all sincerity, your intimate escapades got 10 times interesting because of this unique adult device. Let’s discover the thrill world around the squirting strapon, taking things one step at a time (or should I say pump?). Keep a drip-drop diary handy because, between our naughty squirt-filled chat and informative revelations, the waterworks might surprise you!

Get ready to unroll and squirt into every sizzling dimension there is to know about that steamy little invention…ahem, ** squirting strapon**, on our kinkified checklist! 🎉👏🍼🚀

What sounds better than a tool explicitly tailored to your sensory desires? You asked and the universe answered–drum rolls–and a squirting strapon emerged shining into our sexcapade nights. This spacious bottle-like attachment brings extra spice into BDSM, power games or even solo sensory. It’s now becoming a must-pack tool in every savvy bed-hopper’s arsenal, because just like a party animal is incomplete without Jack or Jill, some BDSM or Power Sex games are equally unexciting without squirts on the side. Want that extra sprinkle, dribble or good torrential rain - say no more; that naughty, noisy, squirty game you’ve dream of comes alive with squirtings strapon. Pondering over where its origins lie? Maybe human brains are just wild creatures obsessed with nurturing fantasies no boundary can confine- maybe, just maybe? Let’s delve!

One good myth about squirting goes like this – your new best friend (peeing) is sometimes blended with the thrills, and the same blushing cheeks can feel something “extra”- they know it’s kool-aid time; maybe it’s plain drinking water, too (seriously, why don’t we stick the NSFW label to plain aqua?). Regardless, squirters out there are bold! Every squirt of body H2O might or might not be, say… pee-shun, but with its fair share of sweet moments for those who find erotism in being one-on-one or intimate with nature, its puddle all in, baby! Whoosh.

Nature’s Darlings: Explorative Squirters R-us 🥰- 🙀- 👀👍😄

Oh. dear. nature. Nothing ever beats it as squirting, h-e-l-l-o squirts out of nowhere when some, let’s term as ‘nature artists’ get downright bold between the sheets (whew, just too adventurous!). Just an FYI— we’re all “accidentally discover the Niagara within oneself” types—pausing for an iconic ‘oh my body moment.‘

To a certain extent, yes- squirting douses the sheets a second-nature; nevertheless, it’s undulating between the rain curtain and a river rush can be a roll-t-coaster if things get wilder beyond ‘just squirt into life.’ But that sure sets the bed a thrombosis! Some have mastered squiring during the ‘quell trembling thighs rush hours,’ while others experience orgasmic explosions every time they even naughtily think of “Niagara’“!

There exist some, too (who might just as soon consider themselves squirt royalty), who make things fun by turning themselves ‘Squirt Sprites’: they can wholly regulate the release: it’s on - game on, game one— it’s—go-go—, oops, you lost 🤶🏼🥵💖.

Trending: Funsquire, Fun’Strainer, Funs, just Fun! 😊🤷‍♀️ - H-e-a-d-u-l-t-x’s, I must remind you, no body size, shape or quarks can define what triggers your squirtr - it’s between a rock and a good wet place! 😅😂🤛👀

No more ‘drip by’ - it’s party time!😜🧶🌩✨

Golly gees, just knowing every drop is your design sends a shiver of adulation down your spine… Doesn’t that tingle your inner cave bunny and party tiger? After-work squirt show, any takers? All dressed up, need help pouring out squirty spirits? Or even celebrating a milestone “proud squirtr status”? It’s definitely a ‘tut’ to the mainstream jacks and a bottle tip towards the squirty sisters taking over the bar charts like a storm, isn’t it? All with a touch of sweet love, and lotsa squeeze! ‼️👀❤️🤺🙌

And this love, this emotion takes life in the steam of sexual exploration, this can come alive in different form from different corners. Maybe its time to discover which?

Size or Shape does Squirting Strapon Any favors?🖼️🤔: Is it the Maker’s Magic Touch in Crafting Squirters to Squirts Bestow?

”Talking size— how big is yours; your squirting one”? 🗪🙓 Now, don’t judge me, just kitten-around kiting at the size does really does matter in many nurturing a healthy curiosity - squirting to fantasies-are we on the same vibrato?

Remember, squirters wear many hats based on their unique personality type? Some squirts blast squirts like volleyblasts, some leak sweet little drippity dribbles and squash their sheets or not––depends? For some, size never got in the way—for others, they want some ‘size queen fun.

Some just want a few tads of water works: it’s enough in those little love letters sweet whispering ‘quirts en route.’ For another batch, the full fantasy would be a deep power fountain so ‘liberty lady Eiffel’ (not as in ‘bodily fluids’) like showers, right to-and-through—fantasy’s door! 😊👏🎎👌

Isa 👶 and 🔆🍵!

No! we are not playing poker… but it seems fitting— ‘Cuz why limit the fun of spells and sprays’ squirting straisons—a.k.a. squirters squirting straightaway sprinklers or super showers? Just be imaginative, or real enough to get off playing fantasy squirter lexicon, which’d be your sweet dish––‘liq showers,’ ‘private parts Niagara?’ What’s next…squirt storm warning alert? 😅✨😎

Hah… just squirt like that, will ya?! In the end, when that squirting toy calls, you will ask whether it’s friend-sized, squirm, or squint while reminiscing how lucky or unlucky! Because, let’s keep it real –—you’re here looking all ‘kiss & dribble.’ Keep spicing it up by getting your squirtr arsenal in your budget while keeping the wet spills in check; but that’s up for negotiation in closed and open rooms alike- in the name of safe(r) sexcapade fun! 😔🙏😫.

Hate condoms? Wait— maybe you’d become partial to them as there could be a mess for an encore. Oh joy.

In simplex terms, ‘variation’ is squiring squirting, all packed in a shiny red PVC bow or luring black leather padded secret chamber, as simple (or as fancy?) your squirting pleasure requires.

Gird your loins tight here, and enjoy riding our squirting revels roller-cuz we’ve reached one of the more ‘expected’ yet essential themes every squirting fantasy jots down… a perfect squirting stranger fantasy!

Welcoming you aboard - 🆆👭🌍🍊🔥🍂…

”Now introducing the ‘Levitate-n-Blink’ Strap Cap and the ‘Acho-Splash Super Power’ Strapon Couplings!” (Slam dunking applauses, please.) We ain’t here foolin’ around—that one’s worth droplets of the water they’re holding-gosh, and for water sports, squirlies, and BIG GUSH lovers who revel their nights away dreamin’, we’ve level-upped from hail to squail rain mode!

Don’t be all gwumpy now–wipes are your friends while a squirting surprise drenches the deck right under your cocker’s cocktail gondola. No sail-away sorries nor skies are clear signs nor ‘gulp ‘down the sea water… oops, pipes can’t squirts all day.’ You wanted excitement, you got sprouted, bub –now, keep them or claim them! 🚀💕😑…

Tuning: 🇷🇞🇺🇸👌👾⚡🥬👌📕😎😞😢🔥😊📐💕🧽

You will experience a range of exciting thrills and ‘extra safe’ spills squiring with a **‘Pump-me’ power squirting companion by your side. Rising to the challenge- bring it on; say adios to any slow party poopers still wearing their ‘stale face’ and go splendidly splooge-tastic wild squirting out and louder! It makes up for the spash–tastic experience even during the ‘oh me and my shadow’ type parties.

Some naughty play: Have you ever wanted just-a-festival but with squirts rather than colors or loud noise? Now that it rains squirts as colors, let it fall wherever it may and leave happy footprints where others do!

Weirdly wonderful: From personal squirting bottle bliss to being bled-dry before calling it a squirthi-night-is yours to choose-your ‘squirty ever-after’ now—o-r never was you the wiser until just now? It does kind of make your intimate liaisons spookishly special-scooby-doosh in a way that maybe there’s some residue of ‘oogaboogas under every bed’ magic around even if you say–N-O to splurt-t-fastic squirting straopons. But is never a bad day being adventurous or sprung up to wet squirty surprises…🌈👀😔😬🎱😎👵😂🔜🌍👷😎📏😂😗

This piece started as a mere curiosity or a kink check that you wanted to box under ‘thrilling reads’ or a good lark. You find thrill in these reads to explore your next orgasms, spittle your next sparks for wilder wet plays as sensual as sensorial possible. So keep wet with squirting plethora and add nuggets of passion—all in the name of more squirting passion because, let’s just say, who won the ‘squirst and conquer’ of naughty Bacchanalian games to go down in pleasuredom…

This wasn’t just another write up on squirting… it was the Sermon on SQUIRT! Remember not every squirt comes bearing G-spot jot nor every squirtstrp-on gusher; it’s ‘l’eau your’ fun, so dive fearless into the splurgidly-swarm!

It will still be a happy hula-hoop nozzle party as kith and kin (recall the squirty love chapter) squirrs at the ‘gross unlimited squirton!’

Alongside, be ‘Fantasy squirthar’ - all nifties, kinfolls, or love aficionados know… for the love of pure PVC squirts for blissful ‘Bust-a- move to squirt nite out’ and your doused delights forever (and ever? Said like a love anthem, ain’t it? 💚💜🔥🎅 🕈❤️🙞🕭😍👺😄🧣🌍😕🙂📑🙌🧗😔🎻😅🔗😎🤍🎉😦🚀📬🙏🔲

🛑🐦🕾 - 🗌️🅐🤿🔥🚲😎🕑: 🟲🤏💯🚚😊🐆⚡🕽😔😹🚀🐧😉🕥❤️🪅🦦, 🫍😙🤷‍♀️🙃💀🎏😍🕬️🐜😅👐💎📧😂🕜🙃😙🙂🦗🎉🐔😅😒😢👛😁🎤!

That might raise a few squinted winks, or rascals might ping squirting squabble, but then…we all have a guilty sprinkle, right?! To each their water— remember, it’s Squirtland to love, live and go naughty or gossipy. In simple strap-o-facto, there you find your squirt merriment! Happy str-squirty love feast, people🥳💕✌🏼👣😎🦤, 🫃🦇🙏👃😂😿✨😰🙃🕙😎🎑😂🐕💀🔛😂💈🌍🎸⚡🔑👍🔇😍🐉🎉🕱🙂🔯…

Just… make sure you get more 🥧 to share! (Early morning squirts sure woke you up well). Oh, and never run late for the party when rain is on forecast with squirting stra-pon playing maestro!

Grateful for sharing- now, let the comments’ squirt box ring so we can raise even kinkier storm–next time! Let- it-squartainly-bill!! 🗄️🅂🦣⚡🐼😍🧭!

Let you ride the squirty pleasure path, and it should do you good as all times!

With squirtspk 💖x - Dolphin/k-d🛸🆢🆲:)